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omg
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i actually have no idea what stripe looks like
gomen
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- (I work in a Coffee Shop. I was on break in the lobby when a couple walks in. Directly behind them is a cute little boy in Batman costume.)
- Me: “Oh my God! It’s BATMAN!”
- (The boy stops, strikes a pose and starts looking around menacingly. After a few seconds, he approaches the counter.)
- Mother: “Jeff, would you like a chocolate milk?”
- Boy: “I am not Jeff. I am The Batman.”
- Mother: “The Batman, would you like a chocolate milk?”
- Boy: “Yes. Yes, The Batman would.”
- (The couple pays while the boy sits down with his chocolate milk. He keeps a stern look on his face as he sips the drink.)
- Boy: *sips* “Gotham is safe.”
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19-2000 (Soulchild Remix)
Gorillaz
G Sides
19-2000 - Gorillaz (Soulchild Remix)
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Reblog if you’ll PUBLICLY answer anything in your ask right now.
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im gay
today when i was walking home an actual woman was watering her actual car with an actual watering can
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